Honey Dew or Tembikai Susu?

This true story happened last nite at Deejay's. I was with Megatt at that time.

Waiter : Ya Bang nk minum apa?

Me : (Gazing at the beverage menu) Tembikai susu ada?

Waiter : Tembikai boh susu ka bang?

Me : Dak aih...tembikai susu la, bukan tembikai biasa...

Waiter : Tembikai campor susu ada laa bang, abg mau yang tu ka?

(Megatt interjected at this point of time)

Megatt : Haa jgn dok merapu campoq ikut dan..sat lagi muntah tak pasai...bagi ais kosong satu...

Me : Ermm...honey dew ada?

Waiter : Ada...

Me : Lorr..honey dew ada, tembikai susu tadak plak? (We couldn't resist from giggling & laughing my heart out, whilst the waiter, a teenage, stared at me...muka blank!)

Waiter : (Smiled & off to the beverage corner)

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Late again...hello again

8.02...just two minutes over par dis morning..better than yesterday - 8.06. Tahun ni saja dah 3 kali aku dapat surat - show cause letter...to explain the cause of dis 'owes come 2 work late' syndrome dat has been ongoing for the past few months...they wanted a letter, i'll give 'em one..no question asked...x penah serik,dok my lewat2 jgak tuh. Whats the fuss of me being late to work?As long as the jobs done..alls well ends well lah. Yg geramnya tu ada mamat nih yg masuk keja kul 10.00 tp nobody takes any action againts him...wheres the fairness & equality that they've been shouting all this while?..