Honey Dew or Tembikai Susu?

This true story happened last nite at Deejay's. I was with Megatt at that time.

Waiter : Ya Bang nk minum apa?

Me : (Gazing at the beverage menu) Tembikai susu ada?

Waiter : Tembikai boh susu ka bang?

Me : Dak aih...tembikai susu la, bukan tembikai biasa...

Waiter : Tembikai campor susu ada laa bang, abg mau yang tu ka?

(Megatt interjected at this point of time)

Megatt : Haa jgn dok merapu campoq ikut dan..sat lagi muntah tak pasai...bagi ais kosong satu...

Me : Ermm...honey dew ada?

Waiter : Ada...

Me : Lorr..honey dew ada, tembikai susu tadak plak? (We couldn't resist from giggling & laughing my heart out, whilst the waiter, a teenage, stared at me...muka blank!)

Waiter : (Smiled & off to the beverage corner)

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